Saturday, September 5, 2009

1 malaysia , 1 jari . 1 ribu ringgit


Sj nk citer pasl kes jari masuk selumbar kena charge smpai 1 thousand plus...
bunyi cm x make sense kn,,,
Masa kita kecik-kecik jari kita pernah kena selumbar kayu kan..mcm ni..
ada tak kita pergi klinik??
kalau kena selumbar pergi klinik nampk pelik kan??
Saja nak share pasal citer jari dan selumbar yg masuk kt jari seorang hamba ALLAH ni masa tgh kemas-kemas, angkat gerobok, tiba jari masuk selumbar...
Mula2 aku ingt lpas kena tu keluarkan je lar... pastu dia meraung2 kesakitan,, nmpknye kena lar cara lembut skit,,,
kitorang pun pergi lar klinik ...
sampai kt kaunter staff kt kaunter tu pergi daftar.. pastu doktor panggil ..
pesakit pun masuk...
doktor: sakit ape
pesakit : jari masuk selumbar..

dgn gaya gmbr tu..
aku kt luar dh gelak-gelak.. xsampai 5 mint pesakit td keluar,,
aku tnye lar knape dia kata doktor suruh rujuk hospital,...
terkejut jugak lar dgr ,,, pastu kitorang pergi hospital (hospital swasta plak tu)...
Sampai kt depan hospital tu dia check ada simptom h1n1 x.
Pastu nurse tu masukkn alat check tu kt telinga.. geli2 gak lar.. hehe.. nasib baik nurse comel...sejuk hati,, kurang pahala puasa. haha...
pastu masuk g kaunter
nurse : nk jumpe dr?? knape.
pesakit: jari masuk selumbar ,, nurse ni ok je,, aku kt belkang dh ketawa terbahak2,,,

lpas tu tggu lar doktor panggil .... pesakit masuk dgn muka kesian...
aku tggu kt luar lar,.. split second kemudian pesakit keluar dgn muka cemas ..
nak kena operation.. jari nk kena potong... hehe

aku grau je,, doktor kata dia xberani nk buang selumbar tu sbb dkat sgt dgn tulang pastu refer pakar tulang..
pesakit ni memng muka dh pucat lar...kena jumpa pakar tulang beb..
tgn nk kena bedah lar ape,,
kitorng sume pun dh fikir bukn2,,
mane xnye kan masuk selumbar pun nk kena pergi jumpa pakar tulang,,
pastu jumpa , dia suruh xray,
lpas tu kena masuk wad.. haha.. nk buang selumbar pun nk kena masuk wad.. so merasa gak lar dudk hospital swasta yg mahal.. (nsib baik insurans cover)... then after that sume selesai,,,

(jari lpas operation)

kitorang kena tggu dlm bilik wad tu cm bosan ,, sempat kluar pergi shisha,, hee..

ape2 pun memng giler lar

bil dia

Pantai hospital ampang

hospital charges :

1bilik 1tv 1bilik air 1 malam : rm168.00
Guna brang dirng :rm50
x-ray :rm46
sedikit antisepetic dan bandage : rm91.26
pil beberpa biji :rm62.10
nursing prosedur : rm50

doctor charges :

doktor belek2 tgn ,bg nasihat skit : rm550
doktor tolong keluarkan selumbar :rm635

JUMLAH : RM1667.36

....
best x ?? charges die??
MORAL :lepas ni sesape yg rasa mls nk keje bukak je klinik ,,,
klinik keluarkan selumbar pada jari.. confirm kaya.. haha..


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26 comments:

  1. bungacahayaSeptember 5, 2009 at 8:42 PM

    HA? Betul ker? Uissshhh....Masuk selumbar pun kena operate ek?

    1st time aku dengar nih.

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  2. A C ESeptember 5, 2009 at 8:51 PM

    sori lupa nk bgtau,, selumbar tu selumbar lembut,, aku pun terkejut,, mcm mengarut bunyinye..

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  3. seorang musafirSeptember 5, 2009 at 9:33 PM

    slumbar mmg bahya kut kalo xkluarkan..
    tp sribu lebih,melampau mahalnye.huhu

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  4. Fahim 'n AlinSeptember 5, 2009 at 9:55 PM

    hooo~

    gle ar.. nak tegelak kang rse cm x serius..tp gelak je ar.. haha

    1st kes dlm donia kot..hak3..

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 5, 2009 at 10:12 PM

    waaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

    kagum la aku..
    tapi aku dah ader klinik sendiri...

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  6. FRSeptember 5, 2009 at 10:17 PM

    wow
    msok selumbar sje onye byk kne bayar?!
    na blja leklok lah
    bukak klinik buang slumbar
    hakhak;DD

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  7. LUVLYDIYANASeptember 5, 2009 at 10:43 PM

    kerana selumbar je???wah..nak nyesal tak jadi doc!haha

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  8. IkanMasin90(IM90)September 5, 2009 at 11:03 PM

    selumbar??apakah??????
    yeh...
    itulah best ye jadi doktor swasta...
    huhu...

    tp belaja mahhu naik darah before jadi camtuh..
    bengang setiap hari
    wakaka

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  9. balqissySeptember 5, 2009 at 11:34 PM

    pergh~ masuk selumbar, jadi macam serius? hebat. hebat.

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  10. zan xraySeptember 5, 2009 at 11:57 PM

    insuran cover tak pe la
    kalau duet sendiri g klinik biasa je la kot.

    Kes2 mcm ni boleh la dorang amik, knp H1N1 mula2 mereka tolak ya.. dah nak mati baru tolak g hospital kerajaan emmm...

    terkejut tengok upah belek2 tengok2 bg nasihat tu ceceh rm500.

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 6, 2009 at 1:27 AM

    oi..mengumnpat jaiku yang mahal ni...

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 6, 2009 at 1:28 AM

    oi..mengumpat jariku yg mahal ni!

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  13. PreciousSeptember 6, 2009 at 2:28 AM

    Seb bek insuran cover. Tp kan kalu x derk insuran, gerenti charges die laen, kan!

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  14. A C ESeptember 6, 2009 at 3:17 AM

    haha.. entah lar precious... tp memng xpercya lar, kalau xde insurans memng xdenye nk melayan charges dia cm2...

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  15. UnknownSeptember 6, 2009 at 3:41 AM

    hehhe..lawak tapi bnar nie...

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  16. A C ESeptember 6, 2009 at 3:51 AM

    haha... btol tu,,, memng benar..haha

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  17. UnknownSeptember 6, 2009 at 5:20 AM

    pelik... pelik.. benar??

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  18. AnonymousSeptember 6, 2009 at 5:28 AM

    hahahahha....aku punya klinik percuma...
    tiada ubat disediakan...

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  19. A C ESeptember 6, 2009 at 5:58 AM

    haha.. irwan kau citer..
    faherah: btol lar.. xkn tipu... bulan2 pose nii

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  20. AnonymousSeptember 6, 2009 at 7:37 AM

    huish..slumbar yg mahal..berhati2 ketika bekerja.......

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  21. ariz azaliSeptember 6, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    gila arhh.
    takkan masuk selumbar pun
    kena masuk wad?

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  22. misz benidaSeptember 6, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    gler bapak mhal..
    uish..
    bole bli mcm2 tu dgn duet bnyak 2..

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  23. A C ESeptember 6, 2009 at 7:21 PM

    hurmm,,, tp actually insurans tu pun dh nk expired thun dpan so berguna gak lar kn

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  24. AmalSeptember 7, 2009 at 2:02 AM

    cumel time tgk tv tuh..
    ekekeekeee

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  25. Suraya.September 7, 2009 at 8:14 AM

    gile cekik darah hospital!
    masuk selumbar tak yah wad kott..
    sje nak perah darah spital ni

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  26. A C ESeptember 7, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    miss siv: tu special snap tu,, hehe,,
    suraya: itu lar dunia zaman skarang,,

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